Bob, Bonzo, and Andy embarked on yet another two-wheeled escapade, this time aiming their trusty steeds toward Cornwall to bag Restormel Castle as part of the Grim Riders Castles Ride. With dreams of ancient ruins and a cracking photo op in their sights, they geared up for a day that would test their endurance, their patience, and their ability to tolerate each other’s bad jokes for over 500 miles.
Now, let’s talk about the ride itself: was it a page-turner of thrills, scenic wonders, and edge-of-your-seat drama? Not really. With 500 miles to burn in a single day, the trio wisely decided to skip the charming-but-treacherous backroads (because, let’s face it, nobody wants to face a tractor traffic jam when you’re on a tight castle-hunting schedule). Instead, they settled in for the long haul on the motorway—a decision that’s about as exciting as watching your phone charge but infinitely more practical.
Fortunately, the M5 played nice for once, sparing them the usual chaos of sudden brake lights and caravans behaving badly. With smooth tarmac beneath their wheels and a steady stream of service station coffee fueling their resolve, they made excellent time heading south. Was it glamorous? No. Was it effective? Absolutely. And in true Grim Riders fashion, they arrived at Restormel Castle ready to tick off another historic gem, share some laughs, and wonder aloud why Cornwall is so far away from absolutely everything.
Websites:
Grim Riders Castles Ride 2011 Google Map
English Heritage
